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STICK AROUND, TUNE-IN, TURN US ON... WHATEVER FOR SUCH EXCITING FEATURES AS;
BILLY ED'S TASER REPORT
BIBLETIME WITH FATHER JOHN WALTON
THE STORYTELLER (WHO HAS MADE A CRYPTIC RETURN...AND IS STINKING UP MY STUDIO!!)
MUSIC OF THE WHACK-A-DOODLE VARIETY
MR. KENNETH'S BIRTHDAYS AND ANNIVERSARIES (AT LEAST WE GOT HIM TO AGREE TO LET THE HOROSCOPES GO)
AND THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF "WHAT'S IN BILLY ED'S PANTS"!!
WE HIT THE GO BUTTON AT 5:30 AM, WE HAVE TO GET UP THAT EARLY...YOU SHOULD TOO. ALONG WITH THE WHOLE FAMILY. PUSH GRANDMA UP TO THE GHETTO-BLASTER AND BUCKLE UP!
Well, look who decided to start doing their jobs...
Tuesday 07-22-2008 1:27pm CT
Major damage control must have the Obama campaign scrambling about today.
Harsh and damning accusations pointing to propagandizing supposed interviews and so-called news footage of Barak Obam with the troops in Iraq have been raised by Obama supporter, Andrea Mitchell.
The allegations speak for themselves. Ms. Mitchell finds it highly suspect that the Obama group has produced such a perfectly edited package of Barry and the deployed troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. As reporters were "not allowed" to travel with Obama's Magic Presidency Tour to these destinations...the campaign took it upon themselves to do the reporters jobs for them. While I'm sure some greedy grabbed at the footage and eagerly threw it down the feed to the salivating newsrooms stateside, thankfully there was at least one journalist who threw on the brakes and mashed on the bull horn.
Oh joy, oh rapture...people are beginning to pay attention. Finally the Oust is wearing off and people are really beginning to smell the eau du Outhouse air around Obama and his PR machine; and realizing maybe, that that is all he is.
A big plastic presidential candidate with one big throbbing...agenda.
I studied marketing, in it you learn of propaganda. There are many different types and forms, some used daily, most without even realizing it. Hell, you're probably guilty of using propaganda without realizing it. I won't get into it, that's my wasted college dollars, go grab a book and do some reading into it. But I will tell you this is a pretty classic case of 'common man propaganda'.
Especially when he does all that fake stretching about before sinking that 3-pointer with one foul swish. Oh,ho ho Barry; you rascal you!
Stay tuned as we eagerly await the Millions to decend upon Germany for the next leg of Obama's Magic Presidency Tour!
You mean...Someone else is running against Obama!!
Monday 07-21-2008 1:46pm CT
This mornig the gentlemen had the extreme pleasure of sitting down and talking with the candidate of the Libertarian party, Bob Barr.
He really is quite impressive; his track record, his experience, his humor and personality.
Please take a minute to see what he's all about Click Here for the interview.
A page from Mein Kampf, Obama's Schutzstaffel Scandal
Thursday 07-17-2008 1:25pm CT
In one of the most shocking revelations about his National Security Plans...Barak Obama has called for a Civilian National Security Force. He veils the plan under the guise of expanding the Peace Corps, AmeriCorps and FreedomCorps foundations to merely "expand American's service". But, who will these civilians be defending? Is a military's place not to defend against threats to a nation's security and defend it's independence. Under Obama's plan, will we be defending ourselves from each other?
He makes a lot of shocking statements in this speech. I particuarlly peaked interest in his plan for America's youth..."teach them to take their citizenship seriously". He would like your children to be told and taught what it means to be American. He thinks that your child should be told what service to serve and how long of a service your child should participate in in order to make them a good American. Screw the fact that this is a free country and the policy of freewill and volunteerism are cornerstone freedoms...he has a tracking system, a skills set classification to determine your service, and service plan laid out to make sure your children are doing their American duty! I realize that schools have systems such as this in place, and yes, public service is a fufilling and rewarding practice...but here's the difference folks, they're learning institutions and not the government! The government's purpose is not to tell me or my potential brood how I should love my country and teach me how to do so. I could very much make this longer than it should be...but I won't. Honestly, it's really making me very disturbed. Will ya'll please wake up? Send this to your local Obama supporters. Explain to them the roots of Obama's Civilian Army plan.
And now, your video. This WILL NOT be a waste of 26:44 minutes. I promise you this.
This gave me chills...Is this what we've been Reduced too?
Tuesday 06-17-2008 3:06pm CT
I don't mean to sound cliche, but, Oh the humanity.
Please email me for the pulled audio, and thank you to Mr. Glenn Beck.
It wouldn't hurt to share this with , oh, Everyone! on your contacts list.
W&J hand out the First Pitch
Monday 07-07-2008 1:40pm CT
Let's not ruin a good time with talking about the 'Stros performance that night... Scope the Pics and Video of Walton & Johnson throwing out the First Pitch at Minute Maid Park on July 2nd.
So, I'm a spring chicky and even I have to prepare for the 2-piece. I've been to the beach and seen some pretty nasty nanna's sporting their granddaughter's catalouge of summer fashion and said to myself..."Oh God, is this what I'm in for?" Then from blessed beach bounty comes THIS
Here's Helen Mirren at age 63 in her bikini. The obvious question is: WOULD YOU HIT IT? C'mon guys! give a girl a little hope!!
THROW IN YOUR G.I.L.F VOTE BELOW!
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Poll: Would you hit it?
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The Texas Public Policy Foundation has launched a new website that will provide a one-stop resource for information on state and local government budgets and spending. It covers the top 25 cities in TX as well as most school districts.
I remember was I was young(er) and my brother would stay home sick from school, he would pull out his Playboys to, uh, 'entertain' himself. Well, today I'm sick. I don't have Playboy...but I do have Charity.
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