OK, maybe not. But he did get fired. You see our friend here is a tour guide in South Africa. He got drunk and CHARGED A WILD ELEPHANT. I'll repeat that: He got drunk and charged a wild elephant. And the elephant fled. He didn't want any part of that guy. But it's apparently against policy as a tour guide to get sloshed and our friend was fired. Pity. When stones this size are discovered on a man, it should be rewarded. But what do I know? I still cry at the end of Bambi.