OK, look.  I take BBQ VERY serious.  So every 5 years or so when Texas Monthly releases their list of top BBQ joints in Texas I take it very seriously.  Take a look at the list.  Pack your bags, and let's take a 2 week road trip. 

http://www.texasmonthly.com/eat-my-words/list-top-50-barbecue-joints

OK, maybe not.  But he did get fired.  You see our friend here is a tour guide in South Africa.  He got drunk and CHARGED A WILD ELEPHANT.  I'll repeat that:  He got drunk and charged a wild elephant.  And the elephant fled.  He didn't want any part of that guy.  But it's apparently against policy as a tour guide to get sloshed and our friend was fired.  Pity. When stones this size are discovered on a man, it should be rewarded.  But what do I know?  I still cry at the end of Bambi. 

Here's some pretty good news. Looks like the US will soon be a net exporter of oil.  What's this mean?  Means we won't need as much oil from the Middle East and in fact means we will be shipping more Black Gold to the world.  More money for the ole USA! USA! USA!

Check out the article from the BBC here and read it in a British accent.  Sounds so much better.

Or it's fake.  And still pretty cool.