Not the Governor.  Not the State Treasurer.  Not the Land Commissioner.

Thanks to Deadspin.com for this handy-dandy infographic that will make some people upset.

Caitlin Tiller is a senior at Wheatmore High School in North Carolina. Not only is she about to graduate, but she is also the mom of a one-year- old little boy. But her photo won't be appearing in her senior yearbook. The photo, taken with her son in her arms, was removed from the yearbook by administrators before going to print. Apparently, school officials thought the photo would somehow promote teen pregnancy.

Here's the kicker: She was fulfilling a school-mandated request to make yearbook pics more personal. Students were asked to bring something to pose with that showcases "an achievement" or "best represents them." Caitlin obviously chose her son.

manda Bynes posted some super-busty bra pics on Twitter. 

The world is full of pricey sports memorabilia -- but would you buy a baseball card signed by Barry Bonds with the slogan "Say No to Drugs"?

The 1987 card is up for bids on eBay -- with an asking price of $100,000. The irony, of course, is that Bonds has long been suspected of using all sorts of performance-enhancing drugs later in his career.

A 16-year-old student from Florida’s Bartow High School will be tried as an adult on two felony charges after conducting a “work bomb” science experiment on campus.

Gawker reports student Kiera Wilmot was mixing household chemicals in a plastic bottle on school grounds when the experiment went south, causing the top of the bottle to fly off and smoke to billow. No damage was caused and no injuries were sustained.

Kiera told police that she was doing a science experiment, but her teacher told police she didn’t assign such a project. While the school principal Ron Pritchard has Kiera’s back, claiming she’s a “good kid,” she was expelled nonetheless, and will be forced to complete her diploma through an expulsion program. The local school district released a statement saying it had no choice but to uphold its code of conduct rules. Kiera was charged with possession/discharge of a weapon on school grounds and discharging a destructive device.

Ever wonder how many of your neighbors are on food stamps.  Check out this interactive map of Texas.  You will be surprised.

Sun Sports reporter Kelly Nash almost got her pretty face messed up this past weekend.  She was standing on the left field "green monster" wall in Boston's Fenway Park when an errant batting practice home run ball whizzed right by her noggin.

Greatest self-portrait of all-time?