You may not like it, but there’s just no getting out of Christmas shopping – especially if you have a wife or girlfriend or both.

One big rule to remember when shopping for women is that you’re not allowed to get something that YOU will enjoy. Odds are you’re not going to find your woman’s Christmas present at Home Depot – and live to tell about it.

Here’s a rundown of some stuff that you just can’t give your wife or girlfriend as a gift. Like, ever.

  • Gym membership
  • Big screen TV
  • Dog
  • Video game
  • Cosmetic surgery
  • Gift card