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THE CREW:



Erich Matthew Muller (born June 21, 1966 in Kansas City, Missouri) is an American radio and television personality known as Mancow or Mancow Muller.  He likes surfuing, walks on the beach and isn't afraid to cry. 




Marissa Sanchez







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How should I start?
"You think you know, but you have no idea..."
No. That's cliche and so 2001.
"I'm Marissa Sanchez, La Latina Heat, and I'm the female sidekick and entertainment reporter for Mancow's Morning Madhouse."
No, that's boring. I wonder if the boys on the show think I'm boring... Who cares? They are silly boys. SO immature. But they're so funny! I love them all. Except when they're mean to me. Why are men such jerks? Well, only some men are. I actually like most guys I meet....Except the cheap guys who drink cheap beer and play fantasy football all day. Football players are sexy. I'd love to be a dancer for a football team. Then I could do those body rolls! Dancing is so great. And it's good exercise.



Al Roker Jr.



My name is Al Roker Jr. I am the Director of Sports Operations for Mancow's Morning Madhouse. I've lived on the Southside of Chicago my entire life and am a fan of all Chicago sports teams. Even the Cubs and the Sox. People who say you can only root for either the Cubs or Sox are stupid! If you're from Chicago, you should support Chicago, period!






Kool-aid


The frosty pitcher filled with Kool-Aid. The mascot of Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid Man (aka The Big Man), was known for bursting suddenly through walls, seemingly summoned by the making and imbibing of Kool-Aid by children. His catch phrase is "Oh, yeah! Dig it!"



Watching other's fail is a little gratifying.  I know that's not nice to say, but I did.  Here's some examples of watching people fail and just how funny it can be. 



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Quotes from Douglas Adams:



DOUGLAS ADAMS, Author:

 "The problem with designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. "









Come on, I love animals.  I have 2 adorable dogs.  When I say this is funny, I don't want emails telling me that I'm cruel for laughing....











NO WAY THIS REALLY HAPPENED......















BECAUSE I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY...




















WHEN WOMEN DRIVE, Part 4







...AND YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD A BAD DAY?



























AS SEEN IN A BATHROOM











Even Newpapers make mistakes:





























YOUR PUBLIC SERVICE OF THE DAY:
















WHEN WOMEN DRIVE, PART 2.








DRIVING AROUND IN HOUSTON IS DANGEROUS-


Here are some pictures of how dangerous driving can be.

Nothing gross, but they are amazing.  




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By the way, these aren't from Houston, but driving around in Houston IS dangerous.




Here are a couple of videos from Star Wars.  Obviously they're not actually from the movie, but man are they funny....















FUN WITH PHOTOSHOP



Here is the original picture:





And this one too:





Here is what people can do with photoshop:





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Tuesday Connected
Monday 08-09-2010 11:18pm CT

Rick Perry gives Obama letter on securing the border








And you can check out the letter here:






NYC Ground Zero Bus Ad Approved by Metropolitan Transportation Authority…










ABC's Cokie Roberts Defends Michelle Obama's Vacation: "What Difference Does it Make?"











Moderate Muslim Raheel Raza Speaks out Against Ground Zero Mosque on O’Reilly…

















Could there be an end to red-light cameras in Houston?  Tuesday on Houston’s Morning News, we’ll tell you about a growing debate inside Houston City Council that might force the issue. Anti red light camera advocates delivered thousands of signatures to Council Monday.  You can down load the petition from here…



http://www.nocamerashouston.com/












There is a growing debate on Capitol Hill to change the 14th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution to limit citizenship. Tuesday on Houston’s Morning News, we’ll share why Texas has a big dog in this fight.  Last year, 60,000 “anchor babies” were born in the Lone Star State. That’s A LOT of new citizens born of non citizen mothers!









Conservative blogger Michelle Malkin is out with the paperback edition of her bestseller “Culture of Corruption.”  Tuesday on Houston’s Morning News, we’ll ask Malkin to critique the Obama administration and get her take on what the GOP needs to do to win back the House. 


Hannity with Michelle Malkin













A group of high school students attending a conservative leadership conference in Washington, D.C. said they were ordered by a security guard to stop singing the national anthem during a June 25 visit to the Lincoln Memorial.  Here’s video of them singing.










Roseanne Barr on Friday said leaders of the Nazi Party such as Adolf Hitler, Joseph Goebbels, and Heinrich Himmler were all Jewish.  In the comedienne's latest anti-Semitic rant, she also claimed that many Palestinians are Jewish and were "driven out of their homes by a cheney-ized [sic] Judeo Christian Bushite America."






What’s new on DVD?  We’ll talk to KTRH Movie Guy Kevin Carr about the latest releases.  Tuesday on Houston’s Morning News Kevin will tell you what to grab and what to avoid. 

 

  Date Night

 

In New York City, a case of mistaken identity turns a bored married couple's attempt at a glamorous and romantic evening into something more thrilling and dangerous.





 

     Death at a Funeral

 

A funeral ceremony turns into a debacle of exposed family secrets and misplaced bodies.



Monday Connected
Sunday 08-08-2010 9:16pm CT
Pelosi: “We’re Still Feeling the Worst of the Bush Recession,” But Don’t Worry, “Democrats Will Return Next Week to Save or Create Hundreds of Thousands of Jobs”…



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Barack dissed the Boy Scouts and their 100th anniversary celebration but it looks like the young lads got in the last word …








Krauthammer: Classified Leaks in Bush and Nixon Years Got You a Pulitzer Prize














KTRH’s gardening expert Randy Lemon joins Lana and J.P. Monday to talk about the affect these triple digits are having on lawns and gardens.


Click here for Randy's Tip Sheets and to subscribe to Randy's E-mail tip of the week.






Biographer Andrew Morton’s latest book looks into the fascination with actress Angelina Jolie.  KTRH's morning news will  talk to Morton about Jolie’s unstable relationship with her mother, drug use, past and present relationships.










Hannity- Newt Gingrich on Ground Zero Mosque









Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina says Jesus’s Golden Rule inspired him to vote to confirm Elena Kagan to the U.S. Supreme Court and suggested it would be a good thing for his Senate colleagues to also ponder Jesus’s words.










Is it time to pay reparations to gays?










In an interview Glenn Beck talks about his legacy after his death.




Friday connected
Thursday 08-05-2010 11:27pm CT

Liberal: We're Suffering From "Post-Traumatic First African-American President Syndrome"









Home Video Claims to Show Arizona Police Enforcing Illegal Immigration Law During Traffic Stop…










Debate Over Birthright Citizenship Aims at 'Baby Tourists'













Make sure to wear your Sunday best...and a baseball cap.  The Astros wives will be hosting the 21st Annual Black Tie and Baseball Cap Gala with the proceeds benefitting the Houston Area Women's Center.  We'll speak with the Astros wife Morgan Keppinger about all of the festivities that will take place and how people can take part in the event.





HOT!




  The City of Houston has activated its Emergency Heat Plan.  Means they have put out health advisories and made all public libraries cooling centers.


The HDHHS offered the following tips:

 Increase water consumption. Drink lots of liquids even before getting thirsty, but avoid those with caffeine, alcohol or large amounts of sugar because these can actually result in the loss of body fluid.

 Conduct outdoor work or exercise in the early morning or evening when it is cooler. Outdoor workers should drink plenty of water or electrolyte-replacement beverages and take frequent breaks in the shade or in an air-conditioned facility. Those unaccustomed to working or exercising in a hot environment need to start slowly and gradually increase heat exposure over several weeks.

Check on the elderly. Take the initiative to visit seniors for signs of heat related illnesses. It takes the elderly nearly twice the time of younger people to return to core body temperature after exposure to extreme temperatures. A phone call to the frail elderly is not sufficient to determine physical condition.

 Wear light-colored, loose fitting clothing that permits the evaporation of perspiration.

 Do not leave children, senior citizens or pets unattended in a vehicle.

 A wide-brimmed hat helps prevent sunburn as well as heat-related illness. Sunscreen also protects from the sun’s harmful rays and reduces the risk of sunburn.

If the house is not air-conditioned, seek accommodations in air-conditioned facilities during the heat of the day: multi-service centers, malls, movie theaters, libraries, etc.

Take frequent cool baths or showers if your home is not air-conditioned.

Stay alert to heat advisories. The National Weather Service declares a Heat Emergency when the heat index, a computation of the air temperature and humidity, reaches 108 degrees on two or more consecutive days. A heat index of 108 is a potential health threat for all people and is particularly dangerous for high-risk groups.









Victor Borge Phonetic Pronunciation- oldie but a goodie








HOT Chick Fails At Fire Breathing




Hot Chick Fails At Fire Breathing - Watch more Funny Videos





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Thursday 08-05-2010 10:50pm CT
Connected for Thuuursday
Wednesday 08-04-2010 10:52pm CT

Is the Obama administration apologizing for the atomic bombings of Japan that ended WWII? After 65 years, the U.S. is doing something it has never done before. The US is sending an ambassador to Japan for this Friday’s 65th anniversary of America dropping the bomb(s).....



Son of Pilot Who Dropped A-Bomb Opposes Plan to Send U.S. Delegation to Hiroshima Ceremony





Hiroshima: Dropping the Bomb







Atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki (real footage)









Black Tea Partiers to Left: I Know This Might Comes as a Shock to You Guys, But No, The Tea Party Doesn’t Hate Minorities…










Katie Couric RAW: Leaked footage of Couric Making Fun of Sarah Palin


 







George Snuffleupagus Defends Ground Zero Mosque: What Better Way to Say Terrorists Haven’t Won?










Saw this and thought I'd share.











Dennis Miller on Ground Zero Mosque










Could the feds sue “America’s sheriff?”  It appears the Justice Department has been investigating Sheriff Joe Arpaio for alleged discrimination and for unconstitutional searches and seizures. The Attorney General says they are moving forward with prosecution.


 Last week Houston's Morning News caught up with Sheriff Arpaio and talked to him about the illegal immigration controversy in Arizona:

 

 








Grayson Unglued : Republicans Truly Want Sick To Die Quickly









Wednesday 08-04-2010 10:53pm CT
Two men carrying Mexican flags in protest of Arizona's immigration law ran into the outfield during the seventh inning of the New York Mets' game against the Arizona Diamondbacks on Friday night at Citi Field.
 
The men were apprehended by security fairly quickly without much incident.
 
Prior to the game, about 40 people across the street from the ballpark chanted "Oppose racism!" and "Boycott Arizona!"
 
Others stationed closer to the subway exit handed out leaflets that requested Major League Baseball move next year's All-Star game out of Phoenix.












A New Disturbing Trend Among Union Protesters – Showing up at peoples homes!









A Chicago man says he's fighting charges of disorderly conduct for simply standing on a public sidewalk and praying.
 
Joseph Holland, a 25-year-old graduate student at Northwestern University, says he was standing still praying the rosary outside a Planned Parenthood facility in downtown Chicago July 3 when police arrested him for violating the city's new "Bubble Zone" ordinance.



cnn video test
Wednesday 08-04-2010 10:24pm CT
Who's crazier: Weiner or Dean?
Tuesday 08-03-2010 10:42pm CT
Tuesday 08-03-2010 9:03pm CT

Sharron Angle: Media Should Ask Only Questions I Like