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THE CREW:



Erich Matthew Muller (born June 21, 1966 in Kansas City, Missouri) is an American radio and television personality known as Mancow or Mancow Muller.  He likes surfuing, walks on the beach and isn't afraid to cry. 




Marissa Sanchez







Click Here for more pics of Marissa


How should I start?
"You think you know, but you have no idea..."
No. That's cliche and so 2001.
"I'm Marissa Sanchez, La Latina Heat, and I'm the female sidekick and entertainment reporter for Mancow's Morning Madhouse."
No, that's boring. I wonder if the boys on the show think I'm boring... Who cares? They are silly boys. SO immature. But they're so funny! I love them all. Except when they're mean to me. Why are men such jerks? Well, only some men are. I actually like most guys I meet....Except the cheap guys who drink cheap beer and play fantasy football all day. Football players are sexy. I'd love to be a dancer for a football team. Then I could do those body rolls! Dancing is so great. And it's good exercise.



Al Roker Jr.



My name is Al Roker Jr. I am the Director of Sports Operations for Mancow's Morning Madhouse. I've lived on the Southside of Chicago my entire life and am a fan of all Chicago sports teams. Even the Cubs and the Sox. People who say you can only root for either the Cubs or Sox are stupid! If you're from Chicago, you should support Chicago, period!






Kool-aid


The frosty pitcher filled with Kool-Aid. The mascot of Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid Man (aka The Big Man), was known for bursting suddenly through walls, seemingly summoned by the making and imbibing of Kool-Aid by children. His catch phrase is "Oh, yeah! Dig it!"



Watching other's fail is a little gratifying.  I know that's not nice to say, but I did.  Here's some examples of watching people fail and just how funny it can be. 



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Quotes from Douglas Adams:



DOUGLAS ADAMS, Author:

 "The problem with designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. "









Come on, I love animals.  I have 2 adorable dogs.  When I say this is funny, I don't want emails telling me that I'm cruel for laughing....











NO WAY THIS REALLY HAPPENED......















BECAUSE I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY...




















WHEN WOMEN DRIVE, Part 4







...AND YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD A BAD DAY?



























AS SEEN IN A BATHROOM











Even Newpapers make mistakes:





























YOUR PUBLIC SERVICE OF THE DAY:
















WHEN WOMEN DRIVE, PART 2.








DRIVING AROUND IN HOUSTON IS DANGEROUS-


Here are some pictures of how dangerous driving can be.

Nothing gross, but they are amazing.  




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By the way, these aren't from Houston, but driving around in Houston IS dangerous.




Here are a couple of videos from Star Wars.  Obviously they're not actually from the movie, but man are they funny....















FUN WITH PHOTOSHOP



Here is the original picture:





And this one too:





Here is what people can do with photoshop:





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Sunday 08-15-2010 11:38pm CT

Obama Sides with Building of Ground Zero Mosque. 


In this video it sounds like he's back tracking a little. 
Connected 1.5
Sunday 08-15-2010 11:39pm CT
Our own Senator Cornyn was on Fox News Sunday to talk about the mosque at Ground Zero and more.  Here's what he had to say:


Connected 1.55
Sunday 08-15-2010 11:43pm CT

What An America Loving President Had To Say At Ground Zero









Can You Tell Which Government Spending Projects Are Real or Fake?









Oh, here's a video on Obama's promise on transparency.  Just FYI.







Part 2 of Connected
Sunday 08-15-2010 11:45pm CT
8 dead, 12 hurt at off-road race in Calif. desert





Read more on the story here








Anti-immigration law protesters disrupt Diamondbacks-Nats game




Mitchell Layton/Getty Images


Read the story here.





Thursday 08-12-2010 11:19pm CT



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One of the two men charged in the shooting death of a 14 year old girl this week was here illegally. Authorities say the accused gunman, 22-year-old Melvin Alvarado, is an illegal immigrant from El Salvador, and he's been deported twice before by immigration officials. On top of that, Alvarado was convicted of DUI twice in Harris County in 2006 and 2007.



    


Testing Ed Shultz video:


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Tea party groups are planning a large rally Sunday near the Mexican border in Arizona.  Members from all over the country plan to attend. This is a combination of two things we love – Tea Parties and Border security.  Arizona KFYI Talk Show Host Mike Broomehead is MC-ing the event.




Sen. Ted Stevens (R-AK) Farewell Remarks on the Senate Floor






George Stephanopoulos Touts Obama's Liberal Achievements: 'What More Could the President Have Done?'







Coming out this weekend:


"Eat, Pray, Love"






"The Expendables"







"Scott Pilgrim Against the World"








2 Fails Cancel Each Other Out








Totally Amazing Technology In This House







5 Year Old Drummer, Jonah Rocks







cspan video test
Thursday 08-12-2010 8:20pm CT
Thursday Connected
Wednesday 08-11-2010 11:47pm CT
President Bush surprises troops returning home....




Has the North American Free Trade Agreement been good for the U.S.?  On the 18thanniversary of the completion of negotiations, we look back at the original intent of NAFTA and see if it has been good or bad for U.S. workers.






Rush Limbaugh is on Facebook and posted pictures from his wedding:






An Asian television is REALLY excited about the story of the angry JetBlue flight attendant.  Think you've seen Steven Slater animated? Think again.  Yesterday, Next Media Animation released a CGI re-imagining of the events of Slater's “freakout” aboard JetBlue Flight 1052.


















1-in-15 kids in U.S. has illegal immigrant parent, report says






This home just sold for $220 million!










A man leaves a store and sets of the alarm.  The man doesn’t stop and goes on to get tackled and nearly chocked out by a security guard.  Why didn’t the man stop?  Because he’s deaf.  


*Warning- some strong language.










Dodge made a spot with 
a monkey in it. PETA got upset and told them to take it out. So Dodge removed the chimp from the ad.









A women get stopped by cops, the flee into traffic, get hit by the cars, regain consciousness, then fights the police who need 6 people to subdue her.


*Warning- Bad language
Wednesday 08-11-2010 1:08am CT

Phoenix Billboard Targets Immigration Law: “Have Your Papers Ready, Racial Profiling Just Ahead”…



Click the picture to check out the story.








A plane goes down in southwest Alaska killing former Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens.









Jet Blue Flight Attendant Slides Down Emergency Chute After Strange Outburst





And you can check out Steven's facebook page here.








New York Democrat Charles Rangel says he's not resigning, despite 13 charges of ethical wrong doing. In a rambling floor speech Tuesday, Rangel told colleagues: "I am not going away."  The former Ways and Means Committee chairman pleaded with the ethics committee, "Don't leave me swinging in the wind."







House Dem swipes at Obama and Pelosi in campaign ad












Harry Reid: “I Don’t Know How Anyone of Hispanic Heritage Could be a Republican”…







This happened the other night at the Astro's game.











President Obama debates...himself?



testing fox news video
Wednesday 08-11-2010 1:06am CT