Erich Matthew Muller (born June 21, 1966 in Kansas City, Missouri) is an American radio and television personality known as Mancow or Mancow Muller. He likes surfuing, walks on the beach and isn't afraid to cry.
How should I start? "You think you know, but you have no idea..." No. That's cliche and so 2001. "I'm Marissa Sanchez, La Latina Heat, and I'm the female sidekick and entertainment reporter for Mancow's Morning Madhouse." No,
that's boring. I wonder if the boys on the show think I'm boring... Who
cares? They are silly boys. SO immature. But they're so funny! I love
them all. Except when they're mean to me. Why are men such jerks? Well,
only some men are. I actually like most guys I meet....Except the cheap
guys who drink cheap beer and play fantasy football all day. Football
players are sexy. I'd love to be a dancer for a football team. Then I
could do those body rolls! Dancing is so great. And it's good exercise.
Al Roker Jr.
My name is Al Roker Jr. I am the Director of Sports Operations for Mancow's Morning Madhouse. I've lived on the Southside of Chicago my entire life and am a fan of all Chicago sports teams. Even the Cubs and the Sox. People who say you can only root for either the Cubs or Sox are stupid! If you're from Chicago, you should support Chicago, period!
Kool-aid The frosty pitcher filled with Kool-Aid. The mascot of Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid Man (aka The Big Man), was known for bursting suddenly through walls, seemingly
summoned by the making and imbibing of Kool-Aid by children. His catch phrase is "Oh, yeah! Dig it!"
NO WAY THIS REALLY HAPPENED......
BECAUSE I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY...
WHEN WOMEN DRIVE, Part 4
...AND YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD A BAD DAY?
WHEN WOMEN DRIVE, Part 3.
"Nothing further at this time Your Honor."
Quotes from Douglas Adams:
DOUGLAS ADAMS, Author:
"I don't want to die! I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to
heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it!"
By the way, these aren't from Houston, but driving around in Houston IS dangerous.
Here are a couple of videos from Star Wars. Obviously they're not actually from the movie, but man are they funny....
WOMEN WE LOVE VS WOMEN WE LOVE
Tuesday 07-22-2008 12:37pm CT
As we enter the final week, Monica Belluci is out in front by a wide margin. As you know though, unlimited voting can always be the 'wild card' that changes everything.
Keep voting and may the best hottie-boom-body win! (Yeah, I went there.)
Lots of response last week means we have added a prize for this week's winner. All you have to do is add a caption to the picture below. Look the picture over, click on it and send your caption to me. Winner get's a pair of 4 day passes to the Rock The Bayou Music Festival:
HERE'S THE PICTURE BELOW. NOW ADD A CAPTION!
WINNER ANNOUNCED HERE. MAKE SURE YOU SEND A LEGIT EMAIL ADDRESS SO WE CAN LET YOU KNOW YOU'VE WON.
IS THIS FUNNY?
Monday 07-21-2008 2:58pm CT
Here's this week's "Is This Funny?" video. Enjoy. Or not.
NOW VOTE
*****start poll*****
Poll: Is this funny?
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Last week's video was voted "Funny". Here it is again one more time....