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MANCOW


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THE CREW:



Erich Matthew Muller (born June 21, 1966 in Kansas City, Missouri) is an American radio and television personality known as Mancow or Mancow Muller.  He likes surfuing, walks on the beach and isn't afraid to cry. 




Marissa Sanchez







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How should I start?
"You think you know, but you have no idea..."
No. That's cliche and so 2001.
"I'm Marissa Sanchez, La Latina Heat, and I'm the female sidekick and entertainment reporter for Mancow's Morning Madhouse."
No, that's boring. I wonder if the boys on the show think I'm boring... Who cares? They are silly boys. SO immature. But they're so funny! I love them all. Except when they're mean to me. Why are men such jerks? Well, only some men are. I actually like most guys I meet....Except the cheap guys who drink cheap beer and play fantasy football all day. Football players are sexy. I'd love to be a dancer for a football team. Then I could do those body rolls! Dancing is so great. And it's good exercise.



Al Roker Jr.



My name is Al Roker Jr. I am the Director of Sports Operations for Mancow's Morning Madhouse. I've lived on the Southside of Chicago my entire life and am a fan of all Chicago sports teams. Even the Cubs and the Sox. People who say you can only root for either the Cubs or Sox are stupid! If you're from Chicago, you should support Chicago, period!






Kool-aid


The frosty pitcher filled with Kool-Aid. The mascot of Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid Man (aka The Big Man), was known for bursting suddenly through walls, seemingly summoned by the making and imbibing of Kool-Aid by children. His catch phrase is "Oh, yeah! Dig it!"


NO WAY THIS REALLY HAPPENED......














BECAUSE I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY...




















WHEN WOMEN DRIVE, Part 4







...AND YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD A BAD DAY?








WHEN WOMEN DRIVE, Part 3.



"Nothing further at this time Your Honor."






Q
uotes from Douglas Adams:




DOUGLAS ADAMS, Author:

 "I don't want to die! I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it!"








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YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS!





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Poll: What's more dissapointing?
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AS SEEN IN A BATHROOM











Even Newpapers make mistakes:











ONE OF THE BEST KISS PERFORMANCES EVER









There's just something funny about somebody in a banana suit terrorizing people.  See if you agree:









YOUR PUBLIC SERVICE OF THE DAY:
















WHEN WOMEN DRIVE, PART 2.








DRIVING AROUND IN HOUSTON IS DANGEROUS-


Here are some pictures of how dangerous driving can be.

Nothing gross, but they are amazing.  




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By the way, these aren't from Houston, but driving around in Houston IS dangerous.




Here are a couple of videos from Star Wars.  Obviously they're not actually from the movie, but man are they funny....
















WOMEN WE LOVE VS WOMEN WE LOVE
Tuesday 07-22-2008 12:37pm CT
As we enter the final week, Monica Belluci is out in front by a wide margin.  As you know though, unlimited voting can always be the 'wild card' that changes everything. 

Keep voting and may the best hottie-boom-body win! (Yeah, I went there.)






MONICA BELLUCI




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vs





JULIE HENDERSON




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NOW VOTE!




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Poll: WOMEN WE LOVE VS WOMEN WE LOVE
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Wife playing with her husband's gun.  She should know better.

Rated PG-13.....









ON THE SHOW TODAY
Tuesday 07-22-2008 10:15am CT
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Lt. Col. Allen West - One of only 3 African American republicans running for congress.
CRAIG UNGER - AMERICAN ARMAGEDDON
Steve Emerson -
PAUL TEUTUL, SR - American Choppers
Lorna Scott - Sordid Lives
Sam Childers -
Brian O'Halloran - Brutal Massacre: A Comedy
Criss Angel - Season Four A&E's Mindfreak
ADD A CAPTION.....AND WIN!!!
Monday 07-21-2008 2:55pm CT
Lots of response last week means we have added a prize for this week's winner.  All you have to do is add a caption to the picture below.  Look the picture over, click on it and send your caption to me.  Winner get's a pair of 4 day passes to the Rock The Bayou Music Festival:








HERE'S THE PICTURE BELOW.  NOW ADD A CAPTION!








WINNER ANNOUNCED HERE.  MAKE SURE YOU SEND A LEGIT EMAIL ADDRESS SO WE CAN LET YOU KNOW YOU'VE WON.




IS THIS FUNNY?
Monday 07-21-2008 2:58pm CT


Here's this week's "Is This Funny?" video.  Enjoy.  Or not.



Funny Pictures



NOW VOTE



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Poll: Is this funny?
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Last week's video was voted "Funny".  Here it is again one more time....




How To Beat The Claw Game - Watch more free videos


Tuesday 07-22-2008 12:33pm CT

WHEN WOMEN DRIVE PT 5

















Nine reasons NOT to date a T-Rex




















































LORDS OF THE LOGISTICS!

These guys (and girls) are good....






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by Tony Carrillo

Good Stuff
Tuesday 06-03-2008 7:33am CT

If Celebrities Were From East Texas



John Travolta


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While suicide is no laughing matter, animated bunnies 'offing' themselves is.  Here is a gallery of that.  Enjoy!






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FUN WITH PHOTOSHOP



Here is the original picture:






And this one too:





Here is what people can do with photoshop:





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RAISING A BABY CAN BE HARD.  HERE ARE SOME TIPS TO REARING THAT CHILD




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Pictures taken at the right time.
Sure, some of these are probably fake, but man they are cool to look at.

 


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Wednesday 05-28-2008 11:08am CT


Here are some amazing Star Wars picturs by Cedric Delsaux





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Looking at them does not make you a dork.  But NOT looking at them may. 







You ever order fast food and it looks nothing like the picture? Click Here to see more.