Look at that sandwich. Look at it. You can even sniff the screen if you want. We won't judge. Pulled pork ... mac and cheese ... bacon, glorious bacon ... cole slaw ... onion rings ... a white bread bun. That rumbling sound is your stomach ... or perhaps your clogged arteries crying out for mercy.
This monstrosity is the product of the Atlanta Falcons, and will be served at Falcons training camp for a mere five dollars. SB Nation estimates this beast at over 1,000 calories and nearly a full day's worth of fat and sodium, which sounds about right. At present, the Falcons don't have a name for this bad boy yet, but we're fairly sure you could come up with some good suggestions.